- Jared, the Servant of the Dragon, spake and prophesied:
- Hearken, for a fierce warrior, posessed of the spirit of the Dragon, has arisen out of the southern lands.
- And you shall know her by this sign: she is marked with the image of the Dragon in the skin of her back, and her enemies burn before her in battle like grass before a wildfire.
- Her strength is as the brilliance of the sun.
- And by this sign do we receive the Word of the Dragon: a life lived as the brilliance of the sun gives more life to the Dragon more than a thousand lives lived in the dusk.
- And the Dragon returns brilliance upon brilliance a thousandfold.
- And the Dark trembles in fear, for the Dark knows only fear.
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