Category Archives: Eschatology

It Is Time

There’s been some confusion about the impending Rapture.  Here’s how it’s going down, kids. May 21, 6:00 p.m. on the International Date Line – Rapture occurs.  (That’s 2:00 a.m. my time, so…it’s been nice knowing you dirty heretics.) Once everyone … Continue reading

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Are Birds the New Bees? (ooh la la!)

One most revered commenter on my most amazing post yesterday indicated that he was somewhat confused by the chaotic brilliance of my theory. Fair point.  So today, I’m breaking it down with fewer links. The second angel sounded his trumpet, … Continue reading

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Apocalypse Now

It’s true. The end times are upon us. You may have heard that thousands of birds dropped dead from the Arkansan, Louisianan, Kentuckian, and Canadian skies, while 100,000 fish have turned up dead in an Arkansas river. My good friends … Continue reading

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