Category Archives: Brilliant Theories

burning in the bosom from pure heresy

I have been flipping out about human evolution lately. The reality that humans are literally descendents from dust (i.e. if you leave dust and gas around long enough, in the right configuration you are going to come up with an … Continue reading

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It Is Time

There’s been some confusion about the impending Rapture.  Here’s how it’s going down, kids. May 21, 6:00 p.m. on the International Date Line – Rapture occurs.  (That’s 2:00 a.m. my time, so…it’s been nice knowing you dirty heretics.) Once everyone … Continue reading

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Heresy of the week: nothing is sacred, start laughing

Frederich Nietzsche  (“Fred”) is one of my favorite characters in heresy.  He was a sickly, solitary guy that considered himself a superman of sorts.  He took on all comers, including all of Christianity if not Christ himself.  He attempted to inspire if not … Continue reading

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You all should have went to a better dictionary.

Well into my late thirties, I have just recently fully realized that I constantly and consistently commit what most consider a grammatical faux pas: I say “should have went” rather than “should have gone”. Yes, mock if you like, but as … Continue reading

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Are Birds the New Bees? (ooh la la!)

One most revered commenter on my most amazing post yesterday indicated that he was somewhat confused by the chaotic brilliance of my theory. Fair point.  So today, I’m breaking it down with fewer links. The second angel sounded his trumpet, … Continue reading

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Apocalypse Now

It’s true. The end times are upon us. You may have heard that thousands of birds dropped dead from the Arkansan, Louisianan, Kentuckian, and Canadian skies, while 100,000 fish have turned up dead in an Arkansas river. My good friends … Continue reading

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