Category Archives: Announcements

It Is Time

There’s been some confusion about the impending Rapture.  Here’s how it’s going down, kids. May 21, 6:00 p.m. on the International Date Line – Rapture occurs.  (That’s 2:00 a.m. my time, so…it’s been nice knowing you dirty heretics.) Once everyone … Continue reading

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Official Dedication Posted

In case you had not already noticed, this blog has been justified and sanctified in the name of no small number of very important deities.

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