Blog Dedication

As fully vested and ordained Space Minster of the Universal Life Church, I hereby pronounce this blog to be holy and sacred, in the name of all gods, goddesses, angels, devils, daimones, asuras, land-wights, and holy and unholy ascended beings of every description, including specifically, but not in any way limited to, and in no particular order:

Brahman
Zeus
Jehovah
Dionysus
Hera
The Virgin Mary
Odin
Lucifer
Apollo
Jim Morrison
Horus
Crom
Athena
Elohim
Ishtar
Ronnie James Dio
Ares
Hermes Trimigestus
Graz’zt
Persephone
Elvis Presley
Thor
Heavenly Mother
Hastur
Jimi Hendrix
Aphrodite
Cernunnos
Hank Williams
Artemis
Panzuriel
Baron Samedi
Asmodeus
Rama
Space Odin
Johnny Cash
Hercules
Galactus
Poseidon
Yan-C-Bin
Roy Orbison
Demogorgon
Robert E. Lee
Lugh
The Wumpus Cat
Eros
Laduguer
Osiris
Surtr
Mithras
Jesse James
Aslan
Mercury
Freddie Mercury
Zagreus
Arawn
Dagon
Ba’al
Waylon Jennings
Thrym
Indra
Perun
Belobog
Czernobog
John S. Mosby
Nergal
Marduk
Esus
Vainamoinen
Quetzalcoatl
Jack-in-the-green
Manitou
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Isis
Azathoth
Agathos Daimon
Allah
Eihort
Superman
Allabar
Peter Tosh
Nikola Tesla
Dmitri Medeleev
Jesus
Townes Van Zandt
Krishna
James Brown

I will happily add deities to the list upon request. Also, I absolve you of all your sins.

31 Responses to Blog Dedication

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  2. What of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

  3. Jared C says:

    As long as we got Hank’s blessing we good.

  4. Kullervo says:

    Yeah, I realize the rest is pretty much just icing.

  5. Katie L. says:

    What, no Ke$ha?

  6. Katie L. says:

    Also, does it bother anyone else that this list isn’t alphabetical?

  7. Kullervo says:

    Does “in no particular order” not mean anything to you? Alphabetical order would be a particular order.

  8. Katie L. says:

    Sometimes I miss things like that.

  9. Kullervo says:

    What, no Ke$ha?

    Ke$ha is not a goddess. Lady Gaga might be, but she’s not dead yet, so I’m gonna hold off.

  10. Katie L. says:

    I predict Lady Gaga will get the fast-track to deification. Same with Madonna. Love ’em or hate ’em, they are basically pop culture geniuses.

  11. Kullervo says:

    I’m not sure if the track is so fast that you get it pre-death. I know the Greco-Egyptians and the Romans rolled like that, but I might draw a line there. Even Space Minister’s theology has some limits.

    Although I am honestly wavering, based on this.

    I’m also not 100% sure about the “theology with limits” bit. That seems sort of counterintuitive for Space Minister.

  12. Katie L. says:

    Not even Mother Teresa was sainted before her death…

    Unless we believe someone merits translation?

  13. Kullervo says:

    Not even Mother Teresa was sainted before her death…

    Unless we believe someone merits translation?

    Yeah, but the Catholic Church is afraid to do “god” without a net. Space Minister has cosmic balls.

    Theologically speaking.

  14. Jared C says:

    He wasn’t in this world to live up to your expectations.

  15. Kullervo says:

    He wasn’t in this world to live up to your expectations.

    Neither am I here to live up to his.

  16. Jared C says:

    I think you need to add Nikola Tesla to that list too.

  17. Jared C says:

    Exhibit “A” for those unaware of how much ass he kicked.

    http://www.badassoftheweek.com/tesla.html

  18. BrianJ says:

    If you’re going to mention Tesla, then you must include Dmitri Mendeleev.

  19. Kullervo says:

    Added Jesse James, John S. Mosby, and Thrym.

  20. Whitney says:

    Let’s clarify that it’s not the tatted up, man-whore Jesse James. Because as a woman administrator of this here blog, I would have to object.

  21. Whitney says:

    Also, I’m adding Jesus.

  22. Kullervo says:

    Let’s clarify that it’s not the tatted up, man-whore Jesse James.

    I don’t even know who that is. Some of us don’t just monitor celebrity news all day, Whit.

  23. Kullervo says:

    I added Roy Orbison and Elvis Presley.

  24. Jared C says:

    I think you have to include Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry then.

  25. Arian says:

    You forgot one of my favourites — Krishna. How about?

  26. Jared C says:

    and James Brown

  27. Kullervo says:

    Done and done.

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