Author Archives: Kullervo

About Kullervo

Thirtysomething Christian, husband, father and lawyer; interested in the Bible, country music, southern lit, guitars, gardening, beer, running, nature, rock and roll, wargaming, southern food, Calvinism, the Crusades, the Protestant Reformation and the Civil War.

You Can’t Have Snake Cheese. Sorry.

You can only have cheese from mammals. It’s a rule. Don’t blame me; I didn’t make the rule. Bat cheese, yes. Girraffe cheese, yes. Gorilla cheese, yes. Porcupine cheese, yes. Whale cheese, yes. Frog cheese, no. Eagle cheese, no. Clownfish … Continue reading

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God Wants You To Wear A Hat

If you don’t want to piss off God, remember that.

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I Don’t Believe In God

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I May Need This For My Space Ministry

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The Second Sura Of The Dragon

Jared, the Servant of the Dragon, spake and prophesied: Hearken, for a fierce warrior, posessed of the spirit of the Dragon, has arisen out of the southern lands. And you shall know her by this sign: she is marked with … Continue reading

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The First Sura Of The Dragon

Jared, the Servant of the Dragon, before he knew the Dragon, spake and asked: When the Dragon awakens from slumber, does it do battle against the Darklings? Else why do the Darklings vex the Dragon in slumber? Will the Darklings … Continue reading

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New Orthodoxy: BEN!

Holy shit! EVERYTHING ELSE IS A HERESY BUT BEN.

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