Blasphemy Cage Match of the Week

An avid fan of MMA, I am always interested in a good cage match.  Considering the next big fight is over a week away, and being a bit bored, i thought I would start one here on this blog.  I am going to leave it up to the esteemed readership to decide which of the following is more blasphemous:

Contender 1: Hello Jesus!

Contender 2: Unholy Diver

Let there be blood!

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I am a criminal appeals attorney, father of four, raised in Kansas, live in San Diego.
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7 Responses to Blasphemy Cage Match of the Week

  1. Whitney says:

    I’m mesmerized by the Holy Diver. Ergo, ’tis not blasphemous, and Jesus Kitty wins.

    In fact, Jesus Kitty wins because that HAS to be a man’s arm, and there is no way in Hell or Heaven that a man should have anything Hell0 Kitty related on his body. Ever. It’s….

    BLASPHEMOUS

  2. Jared C says:

    So you are saying that the blasphemy is not against Jesus but against Hello Kitty. I get it.

  3. Whitney says:

    I’d say it’s the sum total of horrors.

  4. Jared C says:

    “. . . and there is no way in Hell or Heaven that a man should have anything Hell0 Kitty related on his body. “

    Perhaps you are just behind the times.

    http://www.urlesque.com/2009/06/09/hello-kitty-for-men-not-just-for-girls-anymore/

    http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-ar-15—evil-black-rifle-meets-cute-and.aspx

    http://www.kittyhell.com/

  5. Kullervo says:

    Pat Boone’s “Holy Diver” is a loving tribute (and Ronnie James Dio himself sang backup vocals on it!).

    Now, Killswitch Engage’s shitty cover is a true blasphemy.

  6. Whitney says:

    Thank you, Jared, for that incredible Hello Kitty-covered ass. That was remarkable.

    Also, pink assault rifles are still not for the men folk. Just sayin.

  7. Jared C says:

    I think that underwear is mandatory for members of the HK cult.

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