Just a quick note: my awesome sister-in-law is getting married to an awesome guy, and they awesomely asked me to officiate. I was honored, and I think its a splendid idea, so I went straightaway to the Universal Life Church to get ordained. So now I can blog with even more authority, as a fully vested Space Minister with all the power and knowledge appurtenant thereunto. I even have the authority to absolve you of your sins… in space!
Or, you know, wherever.
And as such, I hereby exercise that authority to absolve YOU of all your sins, right the fuck now. You’re good. Carry on.
PS, it can’t be undone, sorry. If you want to be sinful again, you will have to go out and commit some new ones.