Monthly Archives: December 2010

A Genteel Gentile in Need of Gs

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married woman in possession of a large quantity of her husband’s deteriorated undergarments, must be in want of purchasing him new ones. Such was the predicament I found myself in a few … Continue reading

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An Opiate for Me?

The question is this: am I a quietly spiritual person, or am I kidding myself? The context is this: I was raised Methodist.  I was an angsty kid, but I loved church camp.  I was a very curious student in … Continue reading

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Your Card For The Day: Queen of Swords

From LearnTarot.com: Honest faces the truth, even if unpleasant is up front with everyone likes everything on the table plays by the rules avoids lies and deception Astute sizes up a situation quickly understands hidden motives and desires is difficult … Continue reading

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Age of the Gods?

Speaking of deification, what age do you want to be immortalized at? I always thought that I wanted to be 17 forever–old enough to drive, and no other vices that I really cared to be old enough for. Now I … Continue reading

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Deification Dress Code

So my wife and I had this discussion this morning and I thought the bloggers and readers (do we have readers?) here could help: “What is the appropriate thing to wear when one is deified?” My wife thought, “Toga, because … Continue reading

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The Divinity of Jesus

I am not a Christian. I don’t believe that I am guilty of sins, or that I need to be saved from hell. I don’t believe that Jesus was the unique incarnation of a monotheist god. And I don’t even … Continue reading

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Out Of The Mouths…

Quote from Oliver: I believe in all the gods.  But I like Jesus best because He is the god of the world.

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